thefaultinournoodles

iambecauseiwrite:

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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Bwahaha

voluptuousbooty

myhubbysungyeol:

cycyandstuff:

kernalmustache:

blasianxbri:

lifeoftroye:

thesolacebeforethestorm:

Fucking cards against humanity, man.

I nearly spat out my drink omg

I NEED THIS GAME.

Why does it have to be so expensive though?

To pay the lawyers they hire for the people who find this offensive enough to sue them

I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD BUT MY MOM WOULD KILL ME IF SHE KNEW IT EXISTED AND THAT I WANTED IT